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=SparkyTK:iconSparkyTK:

My mom has a vagina  

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Wonderful way to start off the day~

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 20, 2008, 12:54 PM
  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Listening to: Nothing.
  • Reading: Nothing.
  • Watching: Nothing.
  • Playing: Second Life
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Water.
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So I woke up to 100+ messages this morning, 50 of which were spam. Yeah, I got even more. I have no idea what the fucking hell this person's trying to accomplish but I don't really have time to deal with it.

My great-grandmother passed away last night, I guess. Unfortunately she was on my mom's side of the family, which, we've been having a LOT of problems with lately. My grandmother called my DAD and told him to tell my mom that if she didn't call my mom over the fact that her mother died that "she wasn't going to have a daughter anymore." How fucking low can you go?

Then it all blew up into some other bullshit argument relating to my cousins and my uncle again. See, a while ago we wanted to let my cousins come live with us while my aunt and uncle got back on their feet since they've literally been moving like, every couple of months, they never have any food in their house and they don't have any furniture, either... I went to go visit them like, a year ago and the only furniture they had was.... Two mattresses on the floor and a couch. Their fridge had.. A carton of milk and a bottle of ketchup. Nothing in the shelves except for maybe two or three cans of vegetables. It's HORRIBLE. My uncle said not to worry about it, that it was fine and temporary. Then a couple months later we got a letter in the mail from my cousin saying that he hates it and he wants out. So that's when we thought about letting my cousins live with us..My other aunt must've overheard somehow and started telling my uncle bullshit lies that my parents wanted to steal them, so he called my mom on the phone and told her that he hated her and we weren't allowed to talk to any of our cousins ever again, and if we sent anything in the mail he'd burn it. Also he threatened to call the cops on us if we DID try to talk to them, which is funny considering we're in CA and they're in NJ.

So I just heard this morning that since my cousin's depressed, my uncle's been giving him alcohol to make him feel better.

WAY TO GO.

I dunno what to do, really.. I've got so much stress piling up on top of me. Family-related, pet-related, school-related, I still have to get my portfolio ready for my scholarship.. Dad wants it by tomorrow and I haven't had time to start yet. I've been getting next to NO sleep the past couple of days, I'm exhausted.

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Maybe. Send me a note and we'll talk about it.
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* Commission for :iconechidnajc: (Pending?)
* Collab with :iconhalothehedgehog:
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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 17 (11/01/90)
  • Current Residence: Southern California
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Eh? o.O Probably a small or a medium.
  • Interests: Oniiiiii. <3
  • Favourite band or musician: DragonForce, DJ Sharpnel, Metallica
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Metal, Speedcore, anything that's not Rap or Country <.<
  • Favourite artist: All my friends. 8D
  • Favourite poet or writer: Bane, Cake, Streaks. They're all excellent writers!
  • Favourite photographer: Genesis-Orbit
  • Favourite style or digital art: A variety of stuff. I love cartoons though. 8D
  • Operating System: Windows XP (I want a Mac, damnit!)
  • MP3 player of choice: 8-gig red iPod Nano. ( Thanks Oni! <3 )
  • Shell of choice: TURBLE!
  • Wallpaper of choice: *eats wallpaper*
  • Skin of choice: ...I still don't understand this.
  • Favourite game: Bucky O' Hare (NES), Megaman 2 (NES)
  • Favourite gaming platform: Platform, Adventure, Rhythm (DDR)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Axl, Big the Cat
  • Personal Quote: I HAS A CRAMPS
  • Tools of the Trade: Wacom Graphire, MS Paint, Photoshop CS, Flash MX, Mechanical Pencils, Prismacolors, Micron Pens

Devious Comments

~Super-Elementis:iconSuper-Elementis: 2 days 5 hours ago
*Points dramatically* WHERE YOU BE?!

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Mario is simply communist propaganda.

Embrace the Sonic.
*HaloFuMaster:iconHaloFuMaster: 4 days 3 hours ago
Hey Sparky! =3 Sorry for not chatting with you lately on IM or commeting on your art, etc. I have been SOO busy! DX

Anyways whats up? =D

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*ash-the-mongoose:iconash-the-mongoose: 5 days 10 hours ago
i ment ''wow'' btw ^^;

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~{[Beth:heart:Gabriel]}~
*ash-the-mongoose:iconash-the-mongoose: 5 days 10 hours ago
woim gonna watch ya your art is awsome!:heart:

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~{[Beth:heart:Gabriel]}~
~VedtheFlameDevil:iconVedtheFlameDevil: May 8, 2008, 3:46:34 PM
Leaving a message:
...Sup?

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Some flames cannot be put out...
*miguel-tigre:iconmiguel-tigre: May 7, 2008, 1:29:26 PM
Keep eating those babies girls. LOL
MT
~Kizoku-Nozomi:iconKizoku-Nozomi: May 6, 2008, 7:32:52 PM
Hey Sparky, yes it's me, I just made this stupid account. :P

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To whom much is givin, much is expected
*Genesis-Orbit:iconGenesis-Orbit: May 6, 2008, 8:04:11 AM
Hey, where'd you go lol?

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One heart , One voice, One love, One spirit
~CakePrower:iconCakePrower: May 4, 2008, 2:24:32 PM
Hey, I remember you.

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"How about you? I see the world didn't end yesterday."

"Are you sure?"
~extreme-the-chao:iconextreme-the-chao: May 2, 2008, 7:29:48 PM
hey! Just poppin by to see if we can be friends

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Owner: J-T-E (Jazz-The-Echidna)
Co-Owner: EXTREME-The-Chao
Beware the curse of the tails doll, once it touches you, it will steal your SOUL!
~WonderCow:iconWonderCow: May 1, 2008, 4:18:36 PM
HAY. What the hell are you doing May 16th?

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I am WonderCow, the Bovine Avenger!!!!
~Amberville:iconAmberville: Apr 22, 2008, 3:11:55 PM
* page visit*

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[-insert message here-]
~Amy-Teh-Cat:iconAmy-Teh-Cat: Apr 21, 2008, 3:38:29 PM
[link]

Computer: "You have been Tagged."XD

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You will obay under the line of Yaoi and Cupcakes!:XD:
=SparkyTK:iconSparkyTK: Apr 20, 2008, 2:28:44 PM
I did.

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I EAT BABIES
~Pidgeot:iconPidgeot: Apr 20, 2008, 2:27:46 PM
*wants to be stupidly spammed* : D

...Yea I'm asking for it.

Can't you block them from your page?

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I GIGGLEFIT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! :laughing:
=SparkyTK:iconSparkyTK: Apr 20, 2008, 12:55:19 PM
Don't worry, you'll probably end up getting it sooner or later, lol. Since everyone has.

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I EAT BABIES
~grimm14:icongrimm14: Apr 20, 2008, 7:59:54 AM
awww i missed the retarded spamming :(

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~Memo90:iconMemo90: Apr 19, 2008, 10:41:41 PM
Excuse me, but why the hell would I care if some user is homosexual?

And if you mean 'gay' as in this person is a bad person, you're not making this issue serious enough to catch my intrest.

Grow up, stop screwing around and quit spamming before I get you banned.
Go get attention from your mom.

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"You don't need a reason to help people."
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=SparkyTK:iconSparkyTK: Apr 19, 2008, 10:23:02 PMComment hidden by Owner
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*rugdog:iconrugdog: Apr 19, 2008, 10:17:13 PM
huh?

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~CakePrower:iconCakePrower: Apr 19, 2008, 10:08:11 PMComment hidden by Owner
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~PoofyPajamaPants:iconPoofyPajamaPants: Apr 19, 2008, 9:50:14 PMComment hidden by Owner
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Flagged as spam
~zabrina-jesseluver:iconzabrina-jesseluver: Apr 19, 2008, 9:49:16 PMFlagged as spam
This comment is flagged as spam.
So why didn't you comment, my dearest?

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Flagged as spam
~zabrina-jesseluver:iconzabrina-jesseluver: Apr 19, 2008, 9:48:45 PMFlagged as spam
This comment is flagged as spam.
I'm not spamming, but I have no money to put this in the news so I have to send it to everyone individually ;_; I used to get money hosting sites, but... *cries*

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I AM A HERO OF JUSTICE! I WIL BAN FROM DA AL THE INFIDELS AND THE ONES HO FUCK WITH THIS SITE

I AM SERIOS

I LOVE ~chasethehedgehog:heart:
~zabrina-jesseluver:iconzabrina-jesseluver: Apr 19, 2008, 9:47:25 PM
It was a pun, you idiot. Your avatar is a shuriken, so I put shuri-kun, it sounds better than GoldBlood-sama blah blah blah... I didn't use any Japanese phrases, you CANNOT-READ-PERSON?!

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I AM A HERO OF JUSTICE! I WIL BAN FROM DA AL THE INFIDELS AND THE ONES HO FUCK WITH THIS SITE

I AM SERIOS

I LOVE ~chasethehedgehog:heart: